Angie bough me a novelty cereal box today for Valentine's day. It was cool but not very tasty. However, she put some nice things in the box (he he).
The cereal is called "Smoochies." Here's some little known smoochie facts to bring fond V-day memories to ya'll:
1. The average person spends 14.5 days of their lifetime kissing and nearly 71 weeks talking about it.
2. It was award-winning economist that Watson T. Winnow that said, "Kissing is like real estate - it's LOCATION, LOCATION, LOCATION.
3. Fastest kiss: sales manager Rupert Plotzky, 40 minutes late for work, kisses his wife while closing his briefcase and backing out of the driveway. Time: 0.0028 seconds.
4. Nearly one-third of all kisses miss the mark, but no one seems to care.
5. Loudest kiss: Using an air compressor, industrial vacuum, and 120 feet of rubber tubing, scientists planted a simulated kiss on the Happy the Hippo hot air balloon during the 1997 Thanksgiving parade. The resulting smooch could be heard 12 miles away and left a hicky the size of a tractor tire.
I don't know if these things are true, but....who cares. Make sure you kiss your wife, child, mother, or the one you life tonight. God bless.
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